A VERY LATE AND LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE FOR YOUR BAE 2019

I decided to create a gift guide so you won’t get dumped for not paying attention to your girlfriend’s wants and needs. I’ll break down some options based on your ole lady’s personality and consider your bag at the same time. I identify with every girl on this list (or I may be an incredible window shopper), saying all that to say, let me help you out…

I have posted screenshots of some of the gifts. Click on the name of the gifts to see what they look like (if not pictured). These items (or something similar) can be bought in the store. Let’s be real…I’m cheap, and I don’t like paying for overnight shipping either.

SPIRITUAL/ZODIAC BAE

This girl has downloaded the Co — Star app in your phone and made you follow her to see if you’re compatible. She’s also been listening to Trigger Protection Mantra too damn much.

Birthdate Candles ($38)-

Angel Answers Oracle Deck w/ Guide ($17)

Oracle decks are less intimidating than tarot decks.

ZODIAC PENDANT NECKLACE by BAUBLEBAR ($30)

Aztec Indian Healing Clay ($6–15)

“COVERED BY THE BLOOD” BAE

This girl is spiritual bae, but she “don’t believe in dem spirits.” She’s been praying for man for some years now and now you’re here. Gifts below are Boaz approved.

The Message, Bible translation ($15)

I think this bible translation is perfect for young and new believers. It’s good for notes and bible study. The bible app is cool and all, but a physical Bible on deck gets the job done. There are several publications of this Bible translation, you don’t have to buy this one.

Sarah Jakes Roberts “Refuse To Lose” Tour Tickets ($34–$99)

This tour isn’t going to every city, but these tickets in conjunction with a baecation ain’t a bad deal.

Airpods ($160)

If she’s anything like me, she’s listening to Transformation Church on Youtube throughout the day.

BOSS BAE

This girl owns her own hair bundle business or is killin’ it at work. Please support her ambitions before she cuts you off for not being on the winning team.

CANVA

Canva can be as cheap and expensive as you make it. It allows you to create logos, brochures, instagram posts, business cards, etc. Invest in your girl’s grind and create something for her.

Masterclass Online Professional Development Courses ($180 for the year)

TAILORED TO YOU- Blazer by The Brand Label ($119), more affordable but equally as bad ass blazers from New York & Company can be found here ($50) and here ($45).

FIT/SNATCHED BAE

This girl works out ALOT or she ran track in high school and her metabolism hasn’t shown its ass yet.

Sweat Sweet Workout Enhancer ($30)

Sweet Potato Soul Vegan Cookbook ($18)

Levitate 3 Brooks Running Shoes ($150)

GYMSHARK Crop Top ($35)

BEAT TO THE GAWDS BAE

This girl wears layers of makeup and inches of hair. No, she doesn’t get tired of buying more. No, she doesn’t want to look natural to appeal to your male gaze. Shut up and buy this:

Baddie B Lashes in “#INSTAHOE” ($19)

Bead Head A Wave We Go Adjustable Deep Waver ($40)

SHE IS BOMB Wax & Edge Control ($20)

Pat McGrath’s MOTHERSHIP V: BRONZE SEDUCTION PALETTE ($125) , cheaper warm palette by HUDABEAUTY ($30) here, even cheaper one by Colourpop ($18).

STUD BAE

This girl might be the masculine energy in the relationship, but she wants a gift too. She loves you so much, she’ll ignore that you’ve never bought an anniversary gift in the 6 months you guys have been together. I don’t have a “cheap” option, spend your coins on these deserving queens.

Nintendo Switch Lite ($199)

Maison Margiela ‘Replica’ Scent “At The Barber’s” ($126)

Nike Air Vapormax Plus ($190), more affordable Nike shoes can be found at Rack Room Shoes ($70) here.

FREAK BAE

This girl is sex positive and probably watched Zane’s Sex Chronicles (NSFW) with the volume on low back in the day.

Foaming Toy Cleaner ($10)

Nobody ever thinks about the maintenance side of sex toys…

A Real RIDE or DIE Love Story, an urban fiction novel by Sa’id Salam and Tisha Andrews ($15)

Six Nine Rechargeable Personal Wand Massager ($34)

CITY GIRLS “Period” LP ($22)

FASHION NOVA BAE

This girl has been wearing cheap fast fashion all year, and has been making other hoes look dusty while doing it. Your girl serves looks and these gifts will make the hot girls win by a few more points before the year closes out. She’s tired of saving money, splurge on her please.

Obnoxious Large Velvet Headband by ASOS ($29), cheaper one on Amazon here Makone Padded Headband ($12), super flex one by Anthropologie ($60) here.

AAlice Leather & Suede Shoulder Bag ($365)

Highly Classified Rhinestone Pump ($40)

For NYE…

I know I’m late posting this (Christmas is about a week away). But let’s be honest, you haven’t even walked in the mall this month yet. Hope this helps, good luck *nervously chuckles* you got this!